I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.
i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
unal0me tagged me in the six selfies thingy
Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?
not gonna lie that still looks intimately real
I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.
Fucking witchcraft, man.
The Fault In Our Sombreros.
Nacho average love story.
it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions
whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog
I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK
I feel like a legend.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
WHAT HAS HAPPENED
IM OLD NOW THIS ISNT FAIR
breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them
and now, the weather